This country was founded by people who wanted to practice religion how they wanted to. America is a Christian nation and it’s the best darn Christian nation in the world!
Every day I see the moral fibers of this country being pulled apart by those godless democrats and Barack Obama, and ever Sunday I hear my Pastor tell me that as good Christians we are in a constant battle between good and evil.
That means any good Christian is in a battle against democrats! There’s no other way to interpret it. A red blooded American Christian fights evil, and democrats are trying to turn this county into a secular nation. Therefore, against all democrats I fight. I fight against any and all things democrats want to do in the name of the Lord. I will immediately denounce anything Barack Obama wants to do because he is motivated by Satan, not Jesus. Of this I know and in this I have faith. Fight the democrats. That’s what God wants. Democrats destroy America and they want to destroy Christianity. No joke.
Jesus is a Republican
We had this guest speaker in at the Church a few Sundays ago. Well, it’s not a Church, we now meet in a theatre because the band needs more room and a better sound system, but we’re raising a ton of money to build a new church that has more room and a state of the art sound and projection system.
Anyway, we had a brilliant man who often speaks with God. He has his own congregation somewhere, but spends most of his time traveling to churches like ours to tell us about his conversations with the Lord. He told us all that the right path, the righteous path is to fight against anyone and anything that wants to change America.
Fight against anyone who doesn’t believe in America the way we do. Anyone who isn’t part of the real America we all know and love. Now, he didn’t actually say “Obama” and democrats, but he didn’t have to. We all knew exactly the sort of people he was telling us about. Obama and the democrats fit that description exactly. We all talked about it after the service was over.
Now, this man is too big and spiritual of a man to point fingers and name names, of course. He wouldn’t do that because he doesn’t judge or have an agenda like evil doers. But we all knew exactly the sort of people he meant as if the Lord told us, “Fight against the godless democrats and their socialist leader Barack Obama.” In the name of the Lord we fight evil and we fight democrats. A good Christian fights.
I tell you, he was so inspiring I went straight out to the lobby, bought three of his books and had them signed so I could give them to my children. He promised he’d come back again soon when he was in town. At the reception after service we were all standing around.
(We have all our services catered now, because, well since it’s in a big theatre and all, we don’t have a kitchen for the ladies to do their normal cooking and preparation for after the service. But the food is really good and it really helps when we have guests like we did that day.)
Christians in America are being persecuted
Now that the liberals in Hollywood and Washington have control over the government they’re trying to strip Christians of their religion. We all know there’s been a war on Christmas for years, and I can’t even say Merry Christmas to someone on the street without having to apologize. Kids can’t pray in schools, and teachers can’t have a picture of Jesus in the classroom. Anti-God is Anti-American. Damn straight.
Thank God that the Supreme Court judged in favor of religious freedom in that Hobby Lobby case about women getting free contraception. Ha! If they want to be floozies and have sex all the time, then hey just need to go to 7-11 for that.
Yes, thank God the Supreme Court understands that a boss of any company has the authority to allow or deny anything to any of their employees based on their religious beliefs. It’s about time the government protected Christians.
Now those Muslims, and those women wearing veils and all that, though. Now that’s different. When the founding fathers talked about religious freedom, they were talking about Christians, not anyone else. Like what they did over there in England, we need to pass some sort of law that prohibits women from wearing those veils and men wearing towels on their heads. Congress should get on that. Those people could be hiding something in there. I don’t care if they say it’s for their religion. This is America! We’re Christians. The U.S. Constitution gives me the right to practice my religion and all the rest of y’all need to respect that.
Christian democrats aren’t real Christians
Democrats are ruining this country and hating good Christians is a big part of it. Now, I accept the idea that there are democrats who are Christians. There are some at my church. They do good and all, and are kind people to talk too, but they’re not real Christians.
If they were real Christians and truly held Jesus in their hears then they would be a republican. They’d see how democrats want to get rid of religion altogether. Nah. They’re good people, but they’re not real Christians or they’d see through what the democrats are trying to do to this country. Real Christians are republicans.
An eye for an eye. That’s what Jesus taught us. All the democrats are spineless and most of them are lazy. Jesus teaches us to be strong and independent. Jesus teaches us to look out for ourselves. Be strong. Be proud. Fight against evil and fight against democrats. That’s what Jesus teaches.
Published: by | Updated: 07-16-2014 09:29:03
