Democrats love free stuff. Free cell phones, free food, free housing, they’re lazy. Democrats have turned America into a food stamp nation! Democrats… That word, democrats, makes me sick to my stomach. All they want to do is give away free stuff. Socialists, every last one of them. They just give money to the poor. Give, give, give. Help anyone in need. No strings attached. Democrats…
Or is that what my my church always tells me to do? I get confused sometimes.
Anyway, democrats and their darn giveaways. Free stuff, that’s all democrats care about. Taking money from the rich for giveaways and freebies to the poor and meek. All democrats do these days is to give my stuff to someone else. And democrats seem to think rich people are foolish! Foolish! Can you believe that? They’re rich, so they must be doing something right. Democrats think rich people are, what, distracted? And rich people focus too much on making money. Ha! Democrats whine all day that rich people accumulate and hoard wealth. Who the heck are Barack Obama and Hillary and… Nancy Pelosi… to say that sort of thing?
Or was that Jesus? Hold On… I get confused sometimes. Jesus was a republican, though.
Darn democrats. Don’t get me started. Darn the democrats. Ha! Every one of them with their… social… programs – and their free health care. If people want healthcare then they should go out and work to get it! That’s what I say! Not working, no healthcare for you! I don’t care who you are: if you want healthcare, get a job that offers it. I’m sure there are a lot of companies out there who offer good health care coverage these days, right? Like that WalMart everyone in this town works at now. They’re huge! I’m sure they give coverage to all their workers. America is the best country in the world! I have no doubt all those big, powerful companies have the best health care money can buy for every single one of their employees! Ha! Darn democrats and their, “oh me oh my… poor ole’ me” free healthcare. I don’t care who you are, or what sad stories you want to tell, I don’t want my tax dollars going to anyone else’s healthcare.
Now where’s my Medicare Card. I misplace it sometimes.
And that Obama? Barack… Hussein… Obama! Ha! Don’t get me started! Nothing but blood moons and black helicopters with that guy. His “birth certificate” is as big of a hoax as global warming! And I’ve talked to someone who saw his prayer rug, by the way. He said he’d seen it, and this guy is on the Level. Can’t tell you his name, though. Muslim in the White House! Did you ever think you’d see the day? I ask you, what happened to this country? Democrats happened to this country, that’s what. America needs to be restored.
Back in my day, we went to war to fight people like that. Yes, indeed. We fight against that, not vote for it. Then what did I do? Did I complain? Did I ask for government handouts? Heck no! We didn’t demand that life be free and Easy. I took my GI Bill and I got an education… that’s what I did! And then I took my VA loan and bought myself a nice little house and built a life for myself. That’s what’s I did. I didn’t need help. I didn’t ask for help or a government handout. I built this! Me! …that’s what I did.
And their “safety net” for people without an income from working? Ha! “Safety net” democrats call it. You want to know What’s Going On with that? They try to make it sound pretty and nice so those of you not in the know don’t think it’s just another giveaway by democrats to their own kind. I know better. A lot of us know better… can’t hide the truth from us. We know the real truth. “Safety net”… that’s funny. Real Americans work for a living. Real Americans don’t take handouts. Real Americans don’t rely on tax dollars from other hard working people to keep them alive. I never needed no safety net, and no one deserves one, either!
Now please excuse me for a moment, I have to go pick up my Social Security check and deposit it in my FDIC insured bank…
… and the postal service? Ha! Don’t get me started on that racket. I’ll show them rain or shine…
