Herman Cain is Out of the Race… Mostly.

Herman Cain is suspending his campaign, but simultaneously says that he is not going away… He will still be a voice for the people.

So he’s going to be just like Sarah Palin? Herman Cain will still be doing his business of running for president so that he can stay in the news and boost up those speaking fees. The presidential campaign is suspended, but the Herman Cain Project continues for at least a couple more weeks.

Wait… and a new website! Honestly? So Herman Cain will be still pushing the 9-9-9 plan, still trying to get money for this non-presidential campaign campaign? There will be a bus tour and at least two more books as a result of the Herman Cain Project.

Dude, where’s my car. I’m confused.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/alert/chi-12032011-cain-decision-story,0,4486621.story

At least he finally came home to see his wife after all of this.

And the best part: he ended the speech finally admitting that his “poem” is from a Pokémon.

Gotta love the theater of Republicanland politics.

http://www.rollcall.com/news/Herman-Cain-Drops-Out-of-GOP-Race-210754-1.html

It’s been interesting. Good luck with the book, Herman.